Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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