Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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