but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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