He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
that's an acceptable place to lick
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When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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