This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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