google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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