i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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