I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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