She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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