I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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