is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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