I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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