Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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