This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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