The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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