Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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