Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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