When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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