Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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