Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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