I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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