I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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