After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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