In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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