it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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