i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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