I must be too annoying 4 u.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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