This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
the raccoons are back...
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