Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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