Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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