Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
