I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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