I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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