let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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