So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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