I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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