Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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