Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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