At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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