I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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