I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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