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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
