Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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