i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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