Nicole vs. Life
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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