whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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