I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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