Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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