People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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