How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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