If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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