If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She bit a glass in half.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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