why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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