have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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